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Whose fanny was covered in sores
The dogs in the street would lick the green meat
That hung in festoons round her drawers.
There once was a man from Tashkent
Whose knob was incredibly bent
His wife had a something..... something mc something
and something that rhymes with 'her rent'.
There once was a man from Tashkent
Whose knob was incredibly bent
His wife had a something..... something mc something
and something that rhymes with 'her rent'.
Who went to the bar for a shandy
With his great loin cloth
He wiped off the froth
And the barman said “Blimey, that’s handy!”
I meant April. ~ Simon Weir
Bit of trading feedback here.
Was good looking with strong sexual needs
She liked the rich boys
With very big toys
So developed the skills to succeed
The rich ones like to ride in the hunt
And once a year
They like to go queer
And have a girl lick them where they shouldn't
Who plumbed a young girl by the sea
Said the girl "Stop your plumbing, there's somebody coming"
"I know," said the plumber, "it's me"
that claim from p90 fool.
if you dont want to read them
be gone all you heathens
these limericks are bound to ensue
Da da da da da da da da
Da da da da da
Da da da da da
Da da da da da da da fuck
Thought limericks the work of a tool
They said with a fuck me
Let's take a break and let’s see
Thought his limerick was quite hilarious
But it didn't quite scan
Meaning I'm not a fan
And mine doesn't rhyme at the end either.
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Thought those days were past. It's fkn racist, and deserves to be called out.
In the case of this joke adding "paddy" to it doesn't really add anything to the humour other than making it slightly racist.