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  • HaychHaych Frets: 5218
    I'm still trying to work out what they're doing and why.  

    I can only think that this is the class that prepares for nuclear war, where people learn how to kiss their arse goodbye.

    I meant April. ~ Simon Weir

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  • bertiebertie Frets: 12145
    Kittyfrisk said:
    I heard he was a 10 pin bowling coach...
    does prostate tests at week-ends
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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  • LastMantraLastMantra Frets: 3819
    I hope he's not still doing it anyway!
    MYMUSIC
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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 16332
    edited October 2022
    Meet mah new doggy 'Snoop'.
     He spent most of the day chasing after bitches...




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  • StratavariousStratavarious Frets: 3112
    https://www.conservatives.com/

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  • rogdrogd Frets: 1430
    Stratavarious said:
    https://www.conservatives.com/

    Please tell me that is a piss take.
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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 16332
    rogd said:
    Stratavarious said:
    https://www.conservatives.com/

    Please tell me that is a piss take.
    There is no topping that as a joke. Satirical comedy & irony is dead...  :s
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5721
    Old MacDonald had a highly intelligent computer programme

    AI-AI-O
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  • HaychHaych Frets: 5218
    Old McDonald had OCD

    EE II O

    I meant April. ~ Simon Weir

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  • CryptidCryptid Frets: 405
    Karl Marx is an historically famous figure but nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol. 
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  • CryptidCryptid Frets: 405
    A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk in to a clinic to donate blood. The doctor asks the rabbit: "What's your blood type?"

    The rabbit: "I'm probably a Type O"
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9107
    edited October 2022
    Restaurant customer: How do you prepare the lobsters?

    Waiter: Actually it’s less traumatic if we just spring it on them.

    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • proggyproggy Frets: 5721
    I went into a restaurant in the Arctic Circle.

    "What's on the menu?" I asked the waiter.

    "Whale meat for starter, followed by whale meat main course and whale meat dessert" said the waiter.

    "Is that it?" I replied.

    "Well sir", said the waiter, "You could try today's special, The Vera Lynn"

    "What is it?" I enquired.

    "Whale meat again" said the waiter.

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  • P0wderF1ngerP0wderF1nger Frets: 90
    Old MacDonald had tourettes,
    E I E I Cunt
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 23224
    Have you noticed that, certainly with Google's keyboard app Gboard, it willfully refuses to offer you words you have typed, like cont, soldiers, attending and weaker...  See what I mean!
    Humans are destructive parasites that will destroy the celestial oasis of Earth.  The sooner Homo Sapiens are extinct, the better.
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  • GandalphGandalph Frets: 1513
    BREAKING NEWS:
    Sting has been kidnapped.
    The Police have no lead.
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  • AdeyAdey Frets: 1988
    Has Andy summers been kidnapped too then?

    :-)
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  • the_jaffathe_jaffa Frets: 1572
    And some one has forced them to go wireless
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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 15603
    Gandalph said:
    BREAKING NEWS:
    Sting has been kidnapped.
    The Police have no lead.
    Obviously fake news, it’s just a bassless rumour.
    I’ll handle this Violet, you take your three hour break. 
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  • StratavariousStratavarious Frets: 3112
    edited October 2022
    I heard the suspected kidnapper had a police record. 
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  • StratavariousStratavarious Frets: 3112
    edited October 2022
    Gandalph said:
    BREAKING NEWS:
    Sting has been kidnapped.
    The Police have no lead.
    Obviously fake news, it’s just a bassless rumour.
    They might be planning a sting operation
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  • StratavariousStratavarious Frets: 3112
    I heard the kidnapper sent his ransom message in a bottle
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  • guitars4youguitars4you Frets: 12794
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    Gandalph said:
    BREAKING NEWS:
    Sting has been kidnapped.
    The Police have no lead.
    Andy and Stewart are now both 'so lonely' without Sting 
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  • bertiebertie Frets: 12145
    just because you don't, doesn't mean you can't
     just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
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