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  • robertyroberty Frets: 10231
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  • TheOtherDennisTheOtherDennis Frets: 2010
    edited November 2022
    roberty said:
    Erm, nope - if you're going to make a joke about how Worcester is pronounced, it would be "In England, booster shot is spelled Borcester shot."

    We pronounce the ch and the 'shire', always have. :-S

    I mean, no one pronounces Dorchester as 'Dooster', or Colchester as 'Cooster', do they?
    If you must have sex with a frog, wear a condom. If you want the frog to have fun, rib it.
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  • monquixotemonquixote Frets: 17108
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    TheOtherDennis said:
    roberty said:
    Erm, nope - if you're going to make a joke about how Worcester is pronounced, it would be "In England, booster shot is spelled Borcester shot."

    We pronounce the ch and the 'shire', always have. :-S

    I mean, no one pronounces Dorchester as 'Dooster', or Colchester as 'Cooster', do they?

    I hope the funny ship has life rafts.... 
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  • munckeemunckee Frets: 11457
    TheOtherDennis said:
    roberty said:
    Erm, nope - if you're going to make a joke about how Worcester is pronounced, it would be "In England, booster shot is spelled Borcester shot."

    We pronounce the ch and the 'shire', always have. :-S

    I mean, no one pronounces Dorchester as 'Dooster', or Colchester as 'Cooster', do they?
    I think it’s a reference to most people pronouncing Worcestershire sauce “Wooster sauce”
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  • Chris.BChris.B Frets: 238
    Something to do with the Archers? 

    No I don't listen to it, but I have heard that it is based around Borchester or similar. 
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  • SporkySporky Frets: 23802
    TheOtherDennis said:

    I mean, no one pronounces Dorchester as 'Dooster', or Colchester as 'Cooster', do they?
    I might now. 
    "[Sporky] brings a certain vibe and dignity to the forum."
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  • TheOtherDennisTheOtherDennis Frets: 2010
    edited November 2022
    munckee said:
    roberty said:
    Erm, nope - if you're going to make a joke about how Worcester is pronounced, it would be "In England, booster shot is spelled Borcester shot."

    We pronounce the ch and the 'shire', always have. :-S

    I mean, no one pronounces Dorchester as 'Dooster', or Colchester as 'Cooster', do they?
    I think it’s a reference to most people pronouncing Worcestershire sauce “Wooster sauce”
    Except there's the ch, and that's just because most people are too lazy to say the shire bit at the end.


    monquixote said:
    roberty said:
    Erm, nope - if you're going to make a joke about how Worcester is pronounced, it would be "In England, booster shot is spelled Borcester shot."

    We pronounce the ch and the 'shire', always have. :-S

    I mean, no one pronounces Dorchester as 'Dooster', or Colchester as 'Cooster', do they?

    I hope the funny ship has life rafts.... 

    Well this funny ship has a fucking big hole in the hull. For something to be funny, it has to work, and this dunt. Not my fault, just pointing it out.
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  • Philly_QPhilly_Q Frets: 20197
    Chris.B said:
    Something to do with the Archers? 

    No I don't listen to it, but I have heard that it is based around Borchester or similar. 
    Borsetshire, but I think there was an element of The Archers in the joke.

    I thought it was good, even if it doesn't stand up to Dennis's micro-analysis....
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  • merlinmerlin Frets: 6199
    roberty said:
    Something to do with Russian beetroot soup?
    feedback here
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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 27656
    edited November 2022
    Fishing on drugs

    https://i.imgur.com/Wk6FEap.mp4
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  • JonathangusJonathangus Frets: 4080
    Trading feedback | How to embed images using Imgur

    As for "when am I ready?"  You'll never be ready.  It works in reverse, you become ready by doing it.  - pmbomb


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  • vanlooy1vanlooy1 Frets: 451
    It wasn’t until my wife saw me spank a statues arse that I realised I’d hit rock bottom.
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    I mean, no one pronounces Dorchester as 'Dooster', or Colchester as 'Cooster', do they?
    Well yes, I do, always have.  I thought everybody did . . .
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  • sev112sev112 Frets: 2457
    It’s Worce - ster, not Wor-cester. Sim Leice-ster nor Lei-cester.
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    Woo-ster and Lesster, right?
    "[Sporky] brings a certain vibe and dignity to the forum."
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  • NiteflyNitefly Frets: 4697
    Did you know that Charles Dickens' "A Tale of Two Cities" was originally published as a serial in two newspapers?

    It was the Bicester Times, it was the Worcester Times.

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  • AdeyAdey Frets: 1988
    Trottiscliffe is pronounced "Trossley" apparently.
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    And Leominster, Lempster. 

    I meant April. ~ Simon Weir

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    Cholmondly. Featherstonehaugh.


     That's the biscuit.
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    https://i.redd.it/3zf7n5f4iyy91.jpg
    (pronounced: equal-sequel)   "I suffered for my art.. now it's your turn"
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    I wanted to buy my wife a gift for our wedding anniversary but didn't know what to buy, so I asked her for some guidance.

    She said "expensive, but not something I need".

    So, I've signed her up for chemotherapy.

    I meant April. ~ Simon Weir

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    My loft is making me ill, every time I go up there I come down with something.
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