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  • ShrewsShrews Frets: 2424
    edited September 2023
    Gotta love the subtle 'BOING!' 


    EDIT:Now below! 
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  • bloodandtearsbloodandtears Frets: 1591
    Shrews said:
    Gotta love the subtle 'BOING!' 



    almost as much as broken youtube links
    My trading feedback

    is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 23224
    You're going to have to re-edit and re-paste the YouTube link there.  The forum screws up YouTube links if you subsequently edit the post without a new link.
    Humans are destructive parasites that will destroy the celestial oasis of Earth.  The sooner Homo Sapiens are extinct, the better.
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  • ColsCols Frets: 6405
    I 
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  • breakstuffbreakstuff Frets: 9764
    Laugh, love, live, learn. 
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9107
    Winny_Pooh said:


    I’d be phoning Cash 4 Gold at this point…
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • swillerswiller Frets: 662
    Dont worry, be silly.
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 23224
    I'm flattered! xx
    Humans are destructive parasites that will destroy the celestial oasis of Earth.  The sooner Homo Sapiens are extinct, the better.
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  • rogdrogd Frets: 1430
    May be an image of 1 person and text that says How did you know I was vegan O
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  • swillerswiller Frets: 662
    Emp_Fab said:
    I'm flattered! xx
    You shouldnt be, we love you emp_fab. 
    I think you should go and see a hot chocolate tribute band for the next thread and report in. But whatever you choose...

    Dont worry, be silly.
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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 23224
    In case there are some folk that haven't seen this, here you go....

    Humans are destructive parasites that will destroy the celestial oasis of Earth.  The sooner Homo Sapiens are extinct, the better.
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  • hollywoodroxhollywoodrox Frets: 3605
    boogieman said:
    Gandalph said:
    The first verse is missing 

    Mary had a little blouse
    All torn and full of splits
    And everywhere that Mary went
    The boys could see her t*ts. 

    Mary had a little pig she couldn’t stop it grunting
    she took it down the garden path & kicked it’s fucking cunt in 
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  • AdeyAdey Frets: 1988
    Mary had a little bike
    She rode it round the grass
    And everything the wheels went round
    A spoke went up her dress
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  • nero1701nero1701 Frets: 770
    Mary had a little lamb
    She tied it to a pylon
    9000 volts shot up its arse 
    Now its tartan nylon
    My Trading Feedback

    "If it smells like shit...It is probably shit"
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  • AdeyAdey Frets: 1988
    edited September 2023
    There was a young lady from Aberystwyth
    Who went to the mill with some corn to make grist with,
    The Miller, named Jack,
    Laid her flat on her back,
    And united the organs they pystwyth
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  • munckeemunckee Frets: 11457
    There was a young man from greece
    who did terrible things to some geese
    he went too far
    with a budgerigar
    and a parrot called the police. 
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  • swillerswiller Frets: 662
    there was a young lady from ealing
    who had a peculiar feeling
    she lay on her back
    and opened her crack
    and pissed all over the ceiling.
    Dont worry, be silly.
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  • nero1701nero1701 Frets: 770
    Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny
    Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock cos Jill's a pre op tranny 
    My Trading Feedback

    "If it smells like shit...It is probably shit"
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  • merlinmerlin Frets: 6199
    There was a young man from Kent,
    Whose penis was horribly bent,
    The girls screamed in shock
    When he slid in his cock
    but the boys thought he was heaven sent. 
    feedback here
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