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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15657
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    tae be or not tae be
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    tae be or not tae be
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24595
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    Shop in Leicester ... a Shakespeare fan ... :-)

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • skayskay Frets: 383
    I know it's not Friday, but it's humorous!image

    With so many comparison web sites out there, how do I choose the best one?

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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15657
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    tae be or not tae be
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9107
    Did you hear the one about the dyslexic Yorkshireman who accidentally ordered himself a cat flap?
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9107
    ...or the rap artist who sold out? Been accused of hip-hopcrisy!
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • Phil_aka_PipPhil_aka_Pip Frets: 9793
    or the dyslexic devil worshipper who sold his soul to Santa
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24595
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    Eggie Van Halen .. happy Easter

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • Paul_CPaul_C Frets: 7086
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    "I'll probably be in the bins at Newport Pagnell services."  fretmeister
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5698
    edited April 2015
    ^^I have proof that is @RocknRollDave

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • racefaceec90racefaceec90 Frets: 958
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p02mwfcg/matt-berry-does-1-the-boat-race ; :))
    i like cake :-) here's my youtube channel   https://www.youtube.com/user/racefaceec90 



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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9107
    Q. How many Norse gods does it take to change a light bulb?

    A. Thor!
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24595
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9107
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    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9107
    And this old one...

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    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • GuitarMonkeyGuitarMonkey Frets: 1882
    Two dogs are chatting.

    First dog: "I've gota joke, would you like to hear it?"
    Second dog: "Yes okay, go ahead."
    First dog: "Knock, knock"
    Second dog: "WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF "
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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24595
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    :-)

    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • Paul_CPaul_C Frets: 7086
    GuitarMonkey said:
    Two dogs are chatting.

    First dog: "I've gota joke, would you like to hear it?"
    Second dog: "Yes okay, go ahead."
    First dog: "Knock, knock"
    Second dog: "WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF "
    stolen!
    "I'll probably be in the bins at Newport Pagnell services."  fretmeister
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15657
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    tae be or not tae be
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9107
    edited April 2015
    Garçon, Garçon, il ya un mouche dans ma soupe.

    Non, non Monsieur, pas un mouche, UNE mouche.

    Crikey Garçon, vous devez avoir les yeux comme un faucon!
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9107
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    ...reminds me. When I was in a French restaurant recently the girl on the the next table had chicken breasts and frogs' legs - nice personality though.
    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • rawk100rawk100 Frets: 1754
    http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn100/rawk100/lol.jpg
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  • HAL9000HAL9000 Frets: 9107
    Old advert. As far as I know it's genuine...

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    I play guitar because I enjoy it rather than because I’m any good at it
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  • BigMonkaBigMonka Frets: 1732
    That reminds me of this packaging
    http://smokinggunpr.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Ainsley-sausage.jpg
    Always be yourself! Unless you can be Batman, in which case always be Batman.
    My boss told me "dress for the job you want, not the job you have"... now I'm sat in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.
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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15657
    AINSLEY HARRIET special recipe sausages.........33% extra free
    tae be or not tae be
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5698

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    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • FretwiredFretwired Frets: 24595
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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