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  • HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15657
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • KebabkidKebabkid Frets: 3178
    edited March 2015

    A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence. Sally, the class genius, raises her hand and says, "Last year I got the mumps, and my mum said it was contagious."

    "Very good," says the teacher. "Would anyone else like to try?"

    Little Johnny raises his hand and stands to give his answer.

    "Our next door neighbour was painting the front of his house using a 2 inch brush, and my dad said it would take the contagious."
    Feedback - http://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/57885/
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  • breakstuffbreakstuff Frets: 9764
    Any fans of The Far Side?

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    Laugh, love, live, learn. 
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  • Axe_meisterAxe_meister Frets: 4451
    A teacher tells her class that a good story should contain religion, sex and mystery. Then set home work for the class to write a story.
    Young Jane comes to school with a very shot story.
    Oh god Jesus Christ I'm pregnant who done it
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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 11742
    @breakstuff. Love the Farside, had all the Gary Larson books at one time.
    My trading feedback  http://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/57616/
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  • breakstuffbreakstuff Frets: 9764
    Me too @boogieman Don't know what I did with them all though.Larson is quite brilliant,very subtle and very dry but quite brilliant.
    Laugh, love, live, learn. 
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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 15603
    I used to have a huge Larson collection book, passed on to the kids and read so much it all fell apart. Little stories about how some of the cartoons came into being ( he knew penguins and polar bears don't live together!).
    I’ll handle this Violet, you take your three hour break. 
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  • imaloneimalone Frets: 748
    EricTheWeary said:( he knew penguins and polar bears don't live together!).
    They do in the zoo!
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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 15603
    imalone;557823" said:
    EricTheWeary said:( he knew penguins and polar bears don't live together!).





    They do in the zoo!
    Not in the same enclosure, at least not for long...
    :bz
    I’ll handle this Violet, you take your three hour break. 
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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 11742
    EricTheWeary;557810" said:
    I used to have a huge Larson collection book, passed on to the kids and read so much it all fell apart. Little stories about how some of the cartoons came into being ( he knew penguins and polar bears don't live together!).
    The Prehistory of the Farside ? I had that, really funny stuff. My daughter borrowed my collection of Farside books from me, promptly moved out of the house and left them all behind. My ex then donated them all to the charity shop. Grrrrr!
    My trading feedback  http://www.thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/57616/
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  • EricTheWearyEricTheWeary Frets: 15603
    boogieman;558005" said:
    [quote="EricTheWeary;557810"]I used to have a huge Larson collection book, passed on to the kids and read so much it all fell apart. Little stories about how some of the cartoons came into being ( he knew penguins and polar bears don't live together!).
    The Prehistory of the Farside ? I had that, really funny stuff. My daughter borrowed my collection of Farside books from me, promptly moved out of the house and left them all behind. My ex then donated them all to the charity shop. Grrrrr! [/quote]

    I think that was it. Some of the stuff about how they used his toons on greetings cards and got it wrong was interesting.
    I’ll handle this Violet, you take your three hour break. 
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • vizviz Frets: 10211
    Phil_aka_Pip said:
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    lol for the idea, but shouldn't that be ascending to get the syllables in the right order?

    Nope ;) @phil_aka_pip
    Paul_C said: People never read the signature bit.
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  • Phil_aka_PipPhil_aka_Pip Frets: 9793
    viz said:
    Phil_aka_Pip said:
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    lol for the idea, but shouldn't that be ascending to get the syllables in the right order?

    Nope ;) @phil_aka_pip
    You're right, aren't you! Just looked it up. Must have remembered that Hawkwind album incorrectly. tbh I've never bothered with those kind of names for notes, I've always used numbers or the Tonic, SuperTonic etc nomenclature.
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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  • Phil_aka_PipPhil_aka_Pip Frets: 9793
    @viz fanx ... I just found myself listening to Space Ritual on youtube following a quick search for Hawkwind - long time since I heard that kind of stuff !
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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    Remember, it's easier to criticise than create!
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  • vizviz Frets: 10211
    Phil_aka_Pip said:
    viz said:
    Phil_aka_Pip said:
    hootsmon said:
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    lol for the idea, but shouldn't that be ascending to get the syllables in the right order?

    Nope ;) @phil_aka_pip
    You're right, aren't you! Just looked it up. Must have remembered that Hawkwind album incorrectly. tbh I've never bothered with those kind of names for notes, I've always used numbers or the Tonic, SuperTonic etc nomenclature.
    Exactly, me too really - just I'm a fan of Sound of Music ;)
    Paul_C said: People never read the signature bit.
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