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  • scrumhalfscrumhalf Frets: 10838
    He's got a sweater on, they aren't numbered. The Aussie numbers are huge. 
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  • camfcamf Frets: 1175
    Doesn’t everyone know not to ever listen to Broad when he screams for a review?
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  • camfcamf Frets: 1175
    I’d like to withdraw that...
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  • scrumhalfscrumhalf Frets: 10838
    Warner lbw Broad for 2. "Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio" 

    Root's sweater off, he's got 66 on his back. 
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  • HeartfeltdawnHeartfeltdawn Frets: 21788

    And that is why the people questioning Broad's place in the side were wrong beforehand and can be quiet now :)





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    scrumhalf said:
    Warner lbw Broad for 2. "Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio" 

    Root's sweater off, he's got 66 on his back. 
    Even on the radio you could hear that chant when he walked off - Football chant style
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  • HeartfeltdawnHeartfeltdawn Frets: 21788
    Stuckfast said:
    Yes the ECB double standards re the treatment of Durham on the one hand and Hants and Yorkshire on the other were appalling. Especially as it was at the ECB's instigation that Durham bid too much for the international matches that sent them under. It's also pretty shocking that Hants have packed their side so heavily with Kolpak players at the expense of English talent.

    I'm glad to see that the CC looks like a two-horse race between Somerset and Essex, both smaller clubs with strong grassroots connections and a lot of local players.

    Absolutely. Seeing how Durham were treated was disgusting when Glamorgan have been treated with kid gloves despite welshing (arf) on a loan that ended up costing the taxpayer serious money. 

    Hampshire can fuck right off. Their Academy programme is superbly organised. I know a few guys from the West Country who have ended up down there and there's no doubt it's very well organised. However it hasn't produced that many established players compared to the number of guys coming through it and when you look at the Kolpak situation with the Saffers and Fidel Edwards, it does look shit. A good Kolpak can add to a side: Morne Morkel at Surrey is the perfect example of a Kolpaker coming in and acting as a senior leader in a side full of young mostly English qualified talent. 




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  • HeartfeltdawnHeartfeltdawn Frets: 21788
    And there's your second reason why you pick Broad!



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    scrumhalf said:
    Warner lbw Broad for 2. "Cheerio, cheerio, cheerio" 

    Root's sweater off, he's got 66 on his back. 
    Even on the radio you could hear that chant when he walked off - Football chant style
    That was brutal!
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  • DopesickDopesick Frets: 1506
    ARE YOU IRELAND IN DISGUISE
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  • earwighoneyearwighoney Frets: 3380
    Absolutely. Seeing how Durham were treated was disgusting when Glamorgan have been treated with kid gloves despite welshing (arf) on a loan that ended up costing the taxpayer serious money. 

    Hampshire can fuck right off. Their Academy programme is superbly organised. I know a few guys from the West Country who have ended up down there and there's no doubt it's very well organised. However it hasn't produced that many established players compared to the number of guys coming through it and when you look at the Kolpak situation with the Saffers and Fidel Edwards, it does look shit. A good Kolpak can add to a side: Morne Morkel at Surrey is the perfect example of a Kolpaker coming in and acting as a senior leader in a side full of young mostly English qualified talent. 

    Agree.. 

    Btw, do you know who is the last person born in Wales to play International Cricket?  

    Surrey have a good balance of young players and older wiser heads.
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  • HeartfeltdawnHeartfeltdawn Frets: 21788
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    Agree.. 

    Btw, do you know who is the last person born in Wales to play International Cricket?  

    Surrey have a good balance of young players and older wiser heads.
    Imad Wasim? Seem to remember something said in one of the 2005 Ashes lookback articles featuring Simon Jones...

    Which would be a perfect time for my 2005 Ashes story. I spent the final Test on crutches in agony having smashed the living shit out of my knee. 23 July 2005 I effectively retired as a player. Dislocated left kneecap, smashed off 50% of the cartilage, cruciates fucked. My knee was so full of blood that it was bigger than my thigh for the best part of two weeks. Like Simon Jones with his horrir knee injury, I had to wait for the swelling to go down before any decent MRI scans could be taken. I ended up having surgery in early October in a private clinic in Bristol. Doctor sawed off the part of the shin where the patella tendon connects, moved it down, and then screwed it back down, effectively breaking and fracturing my leg. I woke up in the afternoon out of it and two of my mates turned up. They swore blind that Simon Jones was in the building and I scoffed. 

    Next morning I was watching an ODI game from the ICC Super Series. Nurse came up and asked me if I could do a quick lap of the corridor. I started up and this guy at the other end of the corridor was about to do the same. Fuck me, it really was Simon Jones. He was having surgery on the ankle injury that he'd sustained in the 4th Test that kept him out of the Oval Test. He ended up in my room for a bit watching the cricket and we talked about our respective injuries. He laughed when I told him about our own meeting on a pitch back in youth county cricket (I had him caught slogging, he watched me play and miss for two overs not getting anywhere near him as he was pretty sharp even back in his mid teens). Really nice guy and it was such a shame that he never played for England again. 

    Surrey have done an excellent job to turn things around since Tom Maynard's sad end. One hopes they treat Amar Virdi well as the kid's got the best off spin action I've seen for a long time. 



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  • crunchmancrunchman Frets: 10961
    Is Anderson ok?  He's only bowled 4 overs while Stokes has sprayed it all over.
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  • guitars4youguitars4you Frets: 12794
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    Is Anderson ok?  He's only bowled 4 overs while Stokes has sprayed it all over.
    looks like he is of for a scan - not looking good is it 
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  • jonevejoneve Frets: 1416
    Makes you wonder why they didn't think about bringing in Archer if Anderson still wasn't 100% 
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  • RandallFlaggRandallFlagg Frets: 13679

    Is this the point in the game where Aus put on 150 runs for no wickets?

    Hope not


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  • scrumhalfscrumhalf Frets: 10838
    edited August 2019
    No Anderson after lunch. Uh-oh. With Stokes's radar on the blink and Moeen not beng much of a threat this may not be the start we wanted. 
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  • shrinkwrapshrinkwrap Frets: 512
    crunchman said:
    Is Anderson ok?  He's only bowled 4 overs while Stokes has sprayed it all over.
    looks like he is of for a scan - not looking good is it 
    Just don't suggest it could be the last we see of him.
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  • earwighoneyearwighoney Frets: 3380
    Agree.. 

    Btw, do you know who is the last person born in Wales to play International Cricket?  

    Surrey have a good balance of young players and older wiser heads.
    Imad Wasim? Seem to remember something said in one of the 2005 Ashes lookback articles featuring Simon Jones...

    Which would be a perfect time for my 2005 Ashes story. I spent the final Test on crutches in agony having smashed the living shit out of my knee. 23 July 2005 I effectively retired as a player. Dislocated left kneecap, smashed off 50% of the cartilage, cruciates fucked. My knee was so full of blood that it was bigger than my thigh for the best part of two weeks. Like Simon Jones with his horrir knee injury, I had to wait for the swelling to go down before any decent MRI scans could be taken. I ended up having surgery in early October in a private clinic in Bristol. Doctor sawed off the part of the shin where the patella tendon connects, moved it down, and then screwed it back down, effectively breaking and fracturing my leg. I woke up in the afternoon out of it and two of my mates turned up. They swore blind that Simon Jones was in the building and I scoffed. 

    Next morning I was watching an ODI game from the ICC Super Series. Nurse came up and asked me if I could do a quick lap of the corridor. I started up and this guy at the other end of the corridor was about to do the same. Fuck me, it really was Simon Jones. He was having surgery on the ankle injury that he'd sustained in the 4th Test that kept him out of the Oval Test. He ended up in my room for a bit watching the cricket and we talked about our respective injuries. He laughed when I told him about our own meeting on a pitch back in youth county cricket (I had him caught slogging, he watched me play and miss for two overs not getting anywhere near him as he was pretty sharp even back in his mid teens). Really nice guy and it was such a shame that he never played for England again. 

    Surrey have done an excellent job to turn things around since Tom Maynard's sad end. One hopes they treat Amar Virdi well as the kid's got the best off spin action I've seen for a long time. 
    Yep.  It is Imad Wasim.  Who's not a bad player actually.  (btw, the next generation of young Pakistan players is looking very promising indeed)

    A great story.  Your injury sounds terrible, how did you sustain it if you don't mind me asking?  I presume you played cricket to a decent level/  A shame you had stop playing. 

    Simon Jones seems like a good guy, a real shame cricket never got to see as much of him as it could have done.  In terms of natural ability, he's probably as good as any English bowler in the last 20 years.  

    Yeah you're right about the post Tom Maynard rebuilding.  Alex Stewart seems to have a good grasp of running things at Surrey.  I've not actually seen any of Amar Virdi bowl but heard very good things about him.  My nephew plays cricket and has crossed paths with him a few times and says he's a nice chap as well.  
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  • earwighoneyearwighoney Frets: 3380
    A few more wickets and a few more decisions over turned. 

    Some very poor decision on behalf of the umpires today.  They seem to have got more key decisions wrong than right. 
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  • scrumhalfscrumhalf Frets: 10838
    Broad is bowling better than I've seen him bowl for a while. None of the repeated bang-it-in-short stuff that doesn't work. 
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  • HeartfeltdawnHeartfeltdawn Frets: 21788
    edited August 2019
    @earwighoney the injury resulted from a genetic abnormality from birth. After the injury the surgeon found I had very shallow grooves on the femur that help keep the kneecap in place and very long tendons. This gave an element of hyperflexibility to my legs. Unfortunately in this case the hyperflexibility kicked in as I was chasing a ball from short extra cover to deep extra. The left leg flexed the wrong way in full stride, I heard a snap, a quick thought of "This is going to hurt" went through my head followed by a series of barrel rolls. The operation to repair everything involved both an osteotomy and tibial tubercle transfer.

    https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/knee-osteotomy/about/pac-20394514

    In the words of my surgeon: you have pubescent girls knees. he said that my knee had dislocated to a small degree every time I'd bowled. Given that I'd bowled some 600 overs in matches when I was 21, let alone practice where i'd bowled for six hours just at some stumps on my own sometimes, we're talking micro-dislocation in the hundreds of thousands. It was a matter of when, not if, my knee would eventually collapse. It's more akin to a stress fracture than the conventional trauma shock-type kinee injury like Jones had in Australia. 

    Martin Crowe had the same surgery done when he was 40 and said this at the time

    "After retirement, Crowe underwent an operation to his knee. "By the time I was 40, I couldn't even walk. I had a major operation called an osteotomy; it gives you 15 years of interim relief until you are old enough to have an artificial knee. I have felt good with this operation in the last 4-5 years. I have been playing regular golf and walking with no discomfort. I just feel I need to do a little bit more as I am lacking focus on something. So I have come up with this."

    I was 27 when I had my operation: I'm 42 next year and I'm doing everything possible to avoid a knee replacement. Changed my diet, changed how I exercise, everything.

    I was a pretty good cricketer, played in a good league, played for a Minor County at all age groups available to me, and had two county coaches say they'd have given me a summer contract had I been to a private school. Back in those days there was a lot of class snobbery in the West in cricket. I bowled leg breaks with a bizarre action that was very repeatable and stemmed from having very flexible shoulders and arms. Used to get a lot of bounce and actually put quite a few people (batsmen and keepers) in hospital with the overspin bounce I could get. I completely miss bowling and haven't done so since 2011 when playing in a Ministry of Defence match. I bowled alright but couldn't walk for two days. There's so little cartilage left in the left knee that I don't road run any longer. Remember Ledley King with Spurs and how he couldn't train conventionally and two matches a week was a stretch for him? That's how my knee is. With the screws and metal in there, temperature changes can cause it to lock up. The number of times I've had to hop through the chilled sections in supermarkets... 

    Virdi is going to be one hell of a bowler. Living as I do in Sutton, I waited to see him play for his Surrey league side at a venue close to me and was not disappointed. He's not a gym bunny and there is talk of his overall fitness but he has so much natural ability as an offspinner, excellent control and flight and seems to find the right pace to bowl on a wicket very quickly. 

    Sigh. All this talk of cricket makes me want to return and become a piechucker for a 4th XI somewhere  
     



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  • scrumhalfscrumhalf Frets: 10838
    Poor umpiring. 
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  • earwighoneyearwighoney Frets: 3380

    Virdi is going to be one hell of a bowler. Living as I do in Sutton, I waited to see him play for his Surrey league side at a venue close to me and was not disappointed. He's not a gym bunny and there is talk of his overall fitness but he has so much natural ability as an offspinner, excellent control and flight and seems to find the right pace to bowl on a wicket very quickly. 

    Sigh. All this talk of cricket makes me want to return and become a piechucker for a 4th XI somewhere  
     
    Bloody hell that sounds brutally painful.  Thanks for the info though and sorry to hear of your troubles. 

    Regarding the class snobbery, I'd say it's still around!  Probably as bad as it once was though. My nephew plays a fair amount of cricket and some of the insights seem to suggest for junior cricket there is still a hierarchy, eg public school/grammar, then club politics. 

    What club does Virdi play for?  I'm not a million miles from Sutton, my nephew plays down the road. 

    As for being a Piechucker, go for it if your knees can handle it?  You thought about umpiring though? 
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  • earwighoneyearwighoney Frets: 3380
    scrumhalf said:
    Poor umpiring. 
    Aleem Dar's finger going up has no correlation to what actually has happened? 

    Seriously if this is the best standard of officiating then it bears very poorly for the standard of the game. 
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  • HeartfeltdawnHeartfeltdawn Frets: 21788
    Bloody hell that sounds brutally painful.  Thanks for the info though and sorry to hear of your troubles. 

    Regarding the class snobbery, I'd say it's still around!  Probably as bad as it once was though. My nephew plays a fair amount of cricket and some of the insights seem to suggest for junior cricket there is still a hierarchy, eg public school/grammar, then club politics. 

    What club does Virdi play for?  I'm not a million miles from Sutton, my nephew plays down the road. 

    As for being a Piechucker, go for it if your knees can handle it?  You thought about umpiring though? 
    The snobbery thing dissipated for a while and the zenith was 2005. Fun fact: only two privately educated players represented England that summer in Tests. One was Simon Jones (Millfield). The other was KP who I recall being educated privately in SA. 

    Virdi plays for Sunbury. Been playing quite a bit for them this season after his back injury before Surrey brought him back into the ranks. 

    http://rp.play-cricket.com/website/player_stats_widget/fielding_stats/1153825?rule_type_id=179





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  • scrumhalfscrumhalf Frets: 10838
    Should the teams be given an extra DRS appeal if the umpires are overruled a certain number of times?


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  • earwighoneyearwighoney Frets: 3380
    Bloody hell that sounds brutally painful.  Thanks for the info though and sorry to hear of your troubles. 

    Regarding the class snobbery, I'd say it's still around!  Probably as bad as it once was though. My nephew plays a fair amount of cricket and some of the insights seem to suggest for junior cricket there is still a hierarchy, eg public school/grammar, then club politics. 

    What club does Virdi play for?  I'm not a million miles from Sutton, my nephew plays down the road. 

    As for being a Piechucker, go for it if your knees can handle it?  You thought about umpiring though? 
    The snobbery thing dissipated for a while and the zenith was 2005. Fun fact: only two privately educated players represented England that summer in Tests. One was Simon Jones (Millfield). The other was KP who I recall being educated privately in SA. 

    Virdi plays for Sunbury. Been playing quite a bit for them this season after his back injury before Surrey brought him back into the ranks. 

    http://rp.play-cricket.com/website/player_stats_widget/fielding_stats/1153825?rule_type_id=179


    That's a good stat. 

    Good info about Virdi.  Cheers. 


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  • HeartfeltdawnHeartfeltdawn Frets: 21788

    That's a good stat. 

    Good info about Virdi.  Cheers. 




    A wrong stat too: I forgot about Strauss (Malvern) and Bell. FAIL on my part. But still... :)



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  • scrumhalfscrumhalf Frets: 10838
    Siddle's getting a bit too comfortable, we need to knock them over for about 180 and not be four down at the close. 
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