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  • boogieman said:
    Trying to sort stuff out in the lounge and in the music room. Assembled the Quad 33/FM3/303 for the first time in yonks and hooked it up to the B&W DM4s. Yep, old stuff. but hey, the sound of it was magic :)
    An old workmate of mine that I keep in touch with has some Quad stuff in his loft. It sounds like he has the electrostatic speakers too (he says he thinks they looked like radiators). I keep offering to buy it all off him but he always fobs me off, saying it's too much hassle to get up there and find it. 
    Make him an offer he can't refuse ;)

    That gear is probably worth a fair bit, and with good reason. It's a shame that stuff like that should languish in a loft unused. It would probably survive better if it was in regular use, but if it has been unused for a long time should probably be powered up gently on a Variac to prevent electrolytic caps going bang.
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  • Seems like I've won an argument with a pension company. Many years ago an employer set up a scheme into which both they and I paid (substantial amounts of money). Then the company found it necessary to let a lot of its people go and I was one of them. Fast forward several years over 3 changes of address and a Big Birthday, so I thought I'd approach the ex-employer and enquire about said pension plan. They were very helpful, identifying the pension company, the employer's scheme reference and my personal scheme reference. I contacted said pension company quoting all this information, they told me that I had to supply them with a signed handwritten letter containing the pension plan numbers and my current address, "certified copies" of government-issued documents sent to me at my home address within the last 3 months,  plus certified copies of a driving licence or passport. I enquired about the latter two, because I don't have a passport and haven't seen my driving licence in yonks, so they told me in an email (which I kept) that they would accept a "certified copy" of my birth certificate in lieu of the passport or driving licence. BTW "certified copy" apparently means your local postmaster photocopies the document, puts the post office round rubber stamp on it, then signs and dates it in ink, by hand. So, I send up the required paperwork, and wait. 3 weeks later I get an email from a "Customer Service Advisor" (with a different name to the first chap that replied) telling me my documents were not acceptable and that they insisted on the photographic IDs. So I replied quoting in full the first email which told me they would accept the birth certificate, and reminding them that photographic ID was useless to them as they had no idea what I look like.

    Today I received a hardcopy letter confirming that they had recorded my new address.

    Result :)

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  • NiteflyNitefly Frets: 4697
    @Phil_aka_Pip just wait until you try to claim the actual pension...

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  • Nitefly said:
    @Phil_aka_Pip just wait until you try to claim the actual pension...

    I'll probably have to go to their office with a sawn-off shotgun just to get any kind of response out of the bastards  even though it's MY fucking money ('scuse my French)
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  • BucketBucket Frets: 7749
    Just got tickets to see SikTh in December. My favourite metal band. Never managed to see them before - I even had tickets once but had to sell them and miss the event. This time I am determined that nothing will get in my way.
    - "I'm going to write a very stiff letter. A VERY stiff letter. On cardboard."
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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 11742
    Seems like I've won an argument with a pension company. Many years ago an employer set up a scheme into which both they and I paid (substantial amounts of money). Then the company found it necessary to let a lot of its people go and I was one of them. Fast forward several years over 3 changes of address and a Big Birthday, so I thought I'd approach the ex-employer and enquire about said pension plan. They were very helpful, identifying the pension company, the employer's scheme reference and my personal scheme reference. I contacted said pension company quoting all this information, they told me that I had to supply them with a signed handwritten letter containing the pension plan numbers and my current address, "certified copies" of government-issued documents sent to me at my home address within the last 3 months,  plus certified copies of a driving licence or passport. I enquired about the latter two, because I don't have a passport and haven't seen my driving licence in yonks, so they told me in an email (which I kept) that they would accept a "certified copy" of my birth certificate in lieu of the passport or driving licence. BTW "certified copy" apparently means your local postmaster photocopies the document, puts the post office round rubber stamp on it, then signs and dates it in ink, by hand. So, I send up the required paperwork, and wait. 3 weeks later I get an email from a "Customer Service Advisor" (with a different name to the first chap that replied) telling me my documents were not acceptable and that they insisted on the photographic IDs. So I replied quoting in full the first email which told me they would accept the birth certificate, and reminding them that photographic ID was useless to them as they had no idea what I look like.

    Today I received a hardcopy letter confirming that they had recorded my new address.

    Result :)

    Have a wow. Firstly for getting any sort of response out of a pension company that owes you money. And secondly for the fact they gave in to a logical argument!  =)
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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 11742
    Bucket said:
    Just got tickets to see SikTh in December. My favourite metal band. Never managed to see them before - I even had tickets once but had to sell them and miss the event. This time I am determined that nothing will get in my way.
    I've never "got" Sikth. I saw them supporting someone years ago (no idea who now) and it was the most intense, technically difficult but unlistenable music I think I've ever heard, and I actually quite like music that most people think is unlistenable. But I hope you enjoy it anyway. 
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  • RockerRocker Frets: 4843
    Mrs Rocker and myself watched a few episodes of Jeeves and Wooster on DVD recently. Really good stuff, funny without any shut. Great acting and camera angles.
    Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. [Albert Einstein]

    Nil Satis Nisi Optimum

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  • BucketBucket Frets: 7749
    edited October 2017
    boogieman said:
    Bucket said:
    Just got tickets to see SikTh in December. My favourite metal band. Never managed to see them before - I even had tickets once but had to sell them and miss the event. This time I am determined that nothing will get in my way.
    I've never "got" Sikth. I saw them supporting someone years ago (no idea who now) and it was the most intense, technically difficult but unlistenable music I think I've ever heard, and I actually quite like music that most people think is unlistenable. But I hope you enjoy it anyway. 
    @boogieman Took me a long time as well. Probably because I started with the first album, which is their weirdest, trippiest and probably most intense effort - I couldn't hack it. The second album was what really got me hooked, and eventually I got all their other stuff - now I love the first album. Their cover of the old Nick Cave track "Tupelo" makes every hair stand on end.

    I think it was hearing this that was an epiphany for me actually - they do have a sense of melody and so on, just a very unconventional one a lot of the time. This is quite an accessible one for someone who's new to their music, but still chucks in loads of their signature sound. And that main riff is jaw-breakingly awesome. As I'm sure you could tell, their stuff is incredibly difficult to play.


    - "I'm going to write a very stiff letter. A VERY stiff letter. On cardboard."
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  • boogiemanboogieman Frets: 11742
    Bucket said:
    boogieman said:
    Bucket said:
    Just got tickets to see SikTh in December. My favourite metal band. Never managed to see them before - I even had tickets once but had to sell them and miss the event. This time I am determined that nothing will get in my way.
    I've never "got" Sikth. I saw them supporting someone years ago (no idea who now) and it was the most intense, technically difficult but unlistenable music I think I've ever heard, and I actually quite like music that most people think is unlistenable. But I hope you enjoy it anyway. 
    @boogieman Took me a long time as well. Probably because I started with the first album, which is their weirdest, trippiest and probably most intense effort - I couldn't hack it. The second album was what really got me hooked, and eventually I got all their other stuff - now I love the first album. Their cover of the old Nick Cave track "Tupelo" makes every hair stand on end.

    I think it was hearing this that was an epiphany for me actually - they do have a sense of melody and so on, just a very unconventional one a lot of the time. This is quite an accessible one for someone who's new to their music, but still chucks in loads of their signature sound. And that main riff is jaw-breakingly awesome. As I'm sure you could tell, their stuff is incredibly difficult to play.


    Cheers, I'll have a listen.  :)
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  • ChalkyChalky Frets: 6460
    edited October 2017
    Wife lost her purse in our town when it disappeared from the zipped sidepocket of her backpack (necessary when out walking our autistic kids). Not sure whether it had been nicked or just forgot to zip the pocket and had fallen out.  Could have been lost anytime over a couple of hours yesterday while in town.

    Checked the police station, and lo and behold a chap had handed it in.  All the cash and everything still in it.  Nice to live in a nice place with nice people.
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  • had an argument with the kerb in my car recently and lost, fortunately only the tyre was trashed and the wheel survived. collected said wheel from local garage on way to work this morning and the chap jacked up my car and fitted it for me in less than half the time it would take me to do it using my own tools :)

    contacted Bower & Wilkins who are UK distributors for Rotel, found out that they could sell me a remote control for the RDV1050E that I bought recently from a workmate, they said it would be delivered "tomorrow" :)
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  • jellyrolljellyroll Frets: 3073
    Seems like I've won an argument with a pension company. Many years ago an employer set up a scheme into which both they and I paid (substantial amounts of money). Then the company found it necessary to let a lot of its people go and I was one of them. Fast forward several years over 3 changes of address and a Big Birthday, so I thought I'd approach the ex-employer and enquire about said pension plan. They were very helpful, identifying the pension company, the employer's scheme reference and my personal scheme reference. I contacted said pension company quoting all this information, they told me that I had to supply them with a signed handwritten letter containing the pension plan numbers and my current address, "certified copies" of government-issued documents sent to me at my home address within the last 3 months,  plus certified copies of a driving licence or passport. I enquired about the latter two, because I don't have a passport and haven't seen my driving licence in yonks, so they told me in an email (which I kept) that they would accept a "certified copy" of my birth certificate in lieu of the passport or driving licence. BTW "certified copy" apparently means your local postmaster photocopies the document, puts the post office round rubber stamp on it, then signs and dates it in ink, by hand. So, I send up the required paperwork, and wait. 3 weeks later I get an email from a "Customer Service Advisor" (with a different name to the first chap that replied) telling me my documents were not acceptable and that they insisted on the photographic IDs. So I replied quoting in full the first email which told me they would accept the birth certificate, and reminding them that photographic ID was useless to them as they had no idea what I look like.

    Today I received a hardcopy letter confirming that they had recorded my new address.

    Result :)

    Strange....I have moved about 6 times and have vaguely thought that one day I need to do what you've done and start tracing pensions. But without me lifting a finger, the pensions companies seem to have "found" me and started sending me statements, etc
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  • Jimbro66Jimbro66 Frets: 2394
    Bucket said:
    boogieman said:
    Bucket said:
    Just got tickets to see SikTh in December. My favourite metal band. Never managed to see them before - I even had tickets once but had to sell them and miss the event. This time I am determined that nothing will get in my way.
    I've never "got" Sikth. I saw them supporting someone years ago (no idea who now) and it was the most intense, technically difficult but unlistenable music I think I've ever heard, and I actually quite like music that most people think is unlistenable. But I hope you enjoy it anyway. 
    @boogieman Took me a long time as well. Probably because I started with the first album, which is their weirdest, trippiest and probably most intense effort - I couldn't hack it. The second album was what really got me hooked, and eventually I got all their other stuff - now I love the first album. Their cover of the old Nick Cave track "Tupelo" makes every hair stand on end.

    I think it was hearing this that was an epiphany for me actually - they do have a sense of melody and so on, just a very unconventional one a lot of the time. This is quite an accessible one for someone who's new to their music, but still chucks in loads of their signature sound. And that main riff is jaw-breakingly awesome. As I'm sure you could tell, their stuff is incredibly difficult to play.


    I really like that track @Bucket. Maybe that's one of their more accessible tracks but it's made me want to find out more about them.

    Hearing that track also made me think of my mate's old band Everything Burns and their album Home. Definitely similarities.

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  • three boiled eggs for breakfast. something about eggs always cheers me up. happy food.

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  • tampaxboo said:
    three boiled eggs for breakfast. something about eggs always cheers me up. happy food.

    bacon & baked beans does similar for me. likewise fried egg butties :)
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  • quarkyquarky Frets: 2777
    I checked my (meagre) shares yesterday and was really pleased with the increase this year (I really don't think I can take much credit for it though). I have a geeky spreadsheet from where I started a few years ago, until when I expect to retire, and I am about five years ahead of schedule. It isn't a money thing as such (it could equally plummet next year) and I am under no illusions that having more money would make me happier, but I guess from more of a "competing against myself thing" I am pretty happy. 

    So I made *two* bacon sandwiches for lunch :)
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  • The Bowers & Wilkins people were as good as their word. My remote control has just arrived :)
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  • DeadmanDeadman Frets: 3663
    Met Keith Allen last night and did a rendition of Hotel Bastardos "Everybody happy la la la la laaa" with him. Lovely bloke.
    I play at my dining room table.
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  • quarky said:
    I checked my (meagre) shares yesterday and was really pleased with the increase this year (I really don't think I can take much credit for it though). I have a geeky spreadsheet from where I started a few years ago, until when I expect to retire, and I am about five years ahead of schedule. It isn't a money thing as such (it could equally plummet next year) and I am under no illusions that having more money would make me happier, but I guess from more of a "competing against myself thing" I am pretty happy. 

    So I made *two* bacon sandwiches for lunch :)
    i'm weirdly conflicted about shares.

    on one hand i'm a lefty so have a kind of basic objection to capital speculation that invariably diverts money from those who have nots to those who already have more than they need.

    and i also don't think i have the mentality to do it as ruthlessly as you need to to make meaningful money. you know people who read newspapers about an earthquake and immediately think i'll buy shares in a local shovel company? that isn't me somehow.

    but being autistic i do have a morbid fascination in the sheear game science of it, the 'chessiness' of it.
    how different sectors of the economy can interact and how you can anticipate and react to it independently, either against or in sympathy with trends. that's interesting, regardless of moral and political implications.

    i'm also fascinated (autistics are fascinated with a lot of weird things, we have very busy heads) in the jim slater jimmy goldsmith goings-on in the sixties, they started that asset stripping thing that probably did more to shape british postwar society than anything, other than the creation of the welfare state. kind of the ying to the yang.

    how did you learn to do it? from books or sites? or is it something you used to work with?
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  • tampaxbootampaxboo Frets: 487
    edited November 2017
    forgot what i came to this thread for, which sums up my predicament.

    had big plans today to do my hair for autumn winter. black and red and brown and white stripes. have worked out a staging programme so that dark goes onto light, and the bleached bits get hit twice for maximum whiteness. so that's the good news; i have my plan and am pretty excited because i know it will look immense.

    but bad news is that i feel so shitty exhausted and foggy today i think i will have to cancel (sleepy and bleach not a good mixer) and resort to plan b, which is herzog documentaries in bed and reading another chapter of fisher's 'capitalist realism' (which is joyful).

    but wtf with sleepy at 9am? i actually feel twice as exhausted now than when i went to bed?
    not fair! i have given you my 8 hours oh sleep god, restore me please!
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  • tampaxboo said:
    but wtf with sleepy at 9am? i actually feel twice as exhausted now than when i went to bed?
    not fair! i have given you my 8 hours oh sleep god, restore me please!
    That's me most mornings. But I've usually woken at 3 needing a wee and taken the next 3 hours getting back to sleep again :(

    but Hey, this is supposed to be the smiley happy thread not the shit that boils your piss thread :s
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  • quarkyquarky Frets: 2777
    edited November 2017
    tampaxboo said:

    how did you learn to do it? from books or sites? or is it something you used to work with?
    No, when I said I can't take much credit, I wasn't being modest. I buy into funds through my S&S ISA, and simply try and work on major events. So making sure I bought non-UK assets before Brexit, and bringing the money back in after, or the same with Japan. I got reasonably lucky by buying some Indian shares. I am not talking about anything major here, but I am up around 18% this year which is significantly better than I would hope for or expect. I am not doing it to be rich, but really, it something in case my company pension doesn't work out, or if it does, to pass on to my kids when they are older.

    I am not a lefty, but fundamentally disagree with investing into residential property, so this is a way of taking responsibility for my future (see, told you I am not a lefty )  without fucking over other people to the same degree.

    Oh, had hot cross buns for breakfast this morning. Yes, in November, and they were damn good.


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  • GrunfeldGrunfeld Frets: 3950
    I have finished a piece of work that I started on Thursday.
    Staring at the screen all that time. 
    The piece has now gone off into the great fuzzy cloud...
    And I can forget all about it.
    Which is nice.
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  • I've been summonsed at the Quack's for a "Medication Review" with the Pharmacist. Probably a wastes of time, but hey, it'll be a very pleasant waste of time - she's drop dead goregeous
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  • just got big bag of fresh italian chestnuts for £2 to pick at over the weekend. lidl is awesome!
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  • tampaxbootampaxboo Frets: 487
    edited November 2017
    as an fully-paid-up autie i come appropriately equipped with a healthy geek super-obssession for all things natural history and outer-spacey, in which field i have have been blessed threefold, thriple and thrice the joys this week.

    first i got a new trilobite and i am very much bonded with. i keep she/he/it on my bedside table to admire last thing at night when i go to bed and first thing when i wake up. happy devonian times!

    secondly living stromatolites have just been found in tasmania for the first time, 3,7 billion years old. thank the cyanobacteria that forms and lives on these (like icing on a muffin) for the very air you breathe. no cyanobacteria, no evolution of complex oxygen breathing lifeforms on earth.
    https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/techandscience/australian-scientists-just-found-a-37-billion-year-old-living-fossil-in-tasmania/ar-BBEYG9v?li=BBoPWjQ&ocid=mailsignout

    thirdly, interstellar overdrive! Oumuamua = 'a messenger from afar arriving first' in Hawaiian.
    https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/11/first-known-interstellar-visitor-is-a-bizarre-cigar-shaped-asteroid/

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  • NiteflyNitefly Frets: 4697
    @tampaxboo - I am pleased that these things make you happy  =)
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  • Taking my 5yr old daughter to school this morning, she points at the man mowing the grass in the church graveyard and says "Look! That man is ironing dead people!".

    Made I larf.
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  • GrunfeldGrunfeld Frets: 3950
    In three days time it will be...
    9,500 days exactly
    190,000 fags
    £££????  quite a lot!
    Today is the 26th anniversary of something I remember wondering if I'd ever achieve.
    After giving up so many times and starting again.

    I can remember looking at packets of fags and despairing at the control those little bastards had over my life. 
    Breaking free still feels good.
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