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chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17130
edited August 2013 in Off Topic
Just got home from the herna op, shit, that smarts! Will have to lay in bed for a couple of days posting shite on here. So, nothing new, really.


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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5698
    Hope you feel better soon Chilli.

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • Van_HaydenVan_Hayden Frets: 434
    Ouch - been there.
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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17130
    Hernia: It's what you get from trying to mate a gearbox. To the back of an engine, before anyone says anything.


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  • Phil_aka_PipPhil_aka_Pip Frets: 9793
    Best Wishes Chilli.
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17130
    Thanks, guys. I'm not looking forward to having a shit, though..........that's going to be a bit painful!


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  • ddloopingddlooping Frets: 325
    Get better soon, Chilli. :)
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  • Phil_aka_PipPhil_aka_Pip Frets: 9793
    edited August 2013
    chillidoggy said:
    Thanks, guys. I'm not looking forward to having a shit, though..........that's going to be a bit painful!
    have a curry ... then you won't have to press so hard to excrete it ;)

    edit a laxative might have similar effect until you can make it to the curry house
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17130
    edited August 2013
    Cheers, Phil. I'd contemplated drinking a shedload of Bass, and a vindaloo, but for some reason Mrs C didn't go a lot on that idea. Women, eh?


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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5698
    It was the bass, she's recommending Doombar (as am I) ;-)

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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17130
    "Doombar".. That could be the sound of the next morning's dump.


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  • Phil_aka_PipPhil_aka_Pip Frets: 9793
    Doombar is not a bad brew. However I find that any "fruity" beer plays havoc with my insides. Especially anything from the Wychwood brewery. If i were looking for a laxative effect, I'd drink Hobgoblin.
    "Working" software has only unobserved bugs. (Parroty Error: Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!)
    Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33263
    Speedy recovery.
    James Richmond

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  • vizviz Frets: 10211
    Pic of scar please.
    Paul_C said: People never read the signature bit.
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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17130
    edited August 2013
    Thanks, Oct. @Viz - It's all obscured by dressings at the moment. Although I don't really want to put a mate off from getting his own hernia sorted! I tell you, it fucking well hurts when I move, but I'm soooo relieved I've had it done at last.


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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5698
    I had slightly more than a hernia (partial bowel removal, scar pretty much from chest to below waist!!!) op, and yep it fucking hurts. So you get sympathy from me. Still, on the bright side, Mr & Mrs Chilli can have a take-away curry for dinner......

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17130
    This might be the catalyst for a bit of weight removal, Mike. So it looks like curries are off the menu at the moment. And as Mrs C is doing the cooking, it won't be anything exotic. Unless you consider beans on toast to be exotic. I usually do the cooking, it's safer that way.


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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5698
    Yep, weight loss is also needed on the Mike_l front. Still that'll be easier when the docs stop making me take 1 metric fuck-tonne of steroid per day.....

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • ESBlondeESBlonde Frets: 3532
    Sending good vibes for a speedy recovery.

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  • monquixotemonquixote Frets: 17108
    tFB Trader
    Ouch - Get well soon Mr Doggy.
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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17130
    Good new! I've had a half-decent crap this morning, and it wasn't too painful. I'm off to the hospital to have the dressings removed later on, which I'm not looking toward to, but it's just one more obstacle to be overcome. NB: Any requests for webcams or vids to view the process will be met with a polite refusal.


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  • octatonicoctatonic Frets: 33263
    Good news chilly.
    James Richmond

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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5698
    Really Chilli, I wanted footage of my surgery specifically so I could let peoples watch it..

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 23224
    edited August 2013
    Are you taking the piss out of me again ?
    Humans are destructive parasites that will destroy the celestial oasis of Earth.  The sooner Homo Sapiens are extinct, the better.
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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5698
    Not this time Emp, for a change

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 27656
    Youch! Get well soon
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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17130

    Dressings removed (which smarted, especially where it was stuck to the remaining hairs they hadn't managed to shave off my big fat gut). The consultant took a look at it with the flashlight on his iPhone (no, seriously, I'm not shitting you), and apparently it all looks very good indeed, which is a huge relief. I can't bear to look at the wound for the moment, but Mrs C assures me that I now have a belly button again, instead of a mushroom.

     

     


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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5698

    @Chillidoggy Sympathies mate, I know how sore that can be.

    I once had a consultant sniff a surgical wound to check for infection as it 's quicker than a blood test (although there was med students sitting in, so he *might* have been having a laugh).

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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  • chillidoggychillidoggy Frets: 17130
    At least he didn't take a swab from under your ballbag, eh?


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  • hywelghywelg Frets: 4255
    mike_l said:

    I once had a consultant sniff a surgical wound to check for infection as it 's quicker than a blood test (although there was med students sitting in, so he *might* have been having a laugh).

    Many years ago, when I was in for an iliostomy (partial small bowel removal) the consultant used to bring a bunch of students round to watch him do a rectal exam. Then he'd offer to let them have a go!!! I politely told them no, once was enough, let them learn on each other.
    Feedback Thread

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  • mike_lmike_l Frets: 5698
    I wouldn't have minded the young trainee lady doc taking that swab...

    Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21) 

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