When your partner asks you……..

blobb · August 2023

I don't know darling, I've never seen you fat.

keithf · August 2023

Does this make me look fat?
Yes, but in defence, it is a small bathroom !

fastonebaz · August 2023

Jump in the air and see if you get stuck.

Springywheel · August 2023

I once told my gf; "...but I like you fat"

Didn't go down well.

Dominic · September 2023

Philly_Q said:

Offset said:

Dominic said:

Offset said:

"At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder
What would Jimmy Buffett do?"

Yay , Another Alan Jackson fan !
One of my all time favourites......I love the video of his gig where at that precise moment Jimmy Buffet comes on as a Guest and they carry on together singing 5 o'clock somewhere together
Incidentally ,I'm a huge Buffet fan too ......a Parrothead
I want to be Jimmy in my next life ........'living on Spongecake' and non-stop Margarita's ....the Mexican 'cuties' would be very welcome too ...........as well as the private Island and the sailboat /private plane/huge bank balance etc etc etc

We took our daughter to Universal Studios in Florida 7 years ago when I was recovering from illness. Great fun but there was a Jimmy's 'Margaritaville' bar on the site which I would frequent when I'd had enough of rides and shopping. I sat there and swilled maggies and was serenaded by JB. That song featured frequently and I never tired of it. Fab memories.

Nearly 40 years ago when I first started work, I shared an office (when offices were dingy little rooms, not open plan) with a guy who was a big Jimmy Buffet fan. He looked a bit like Catweazle and never did any work, just used to sit there all day moaning about his ex-wife and telling me all about his record collection and his hi-fi system, which sounded much like a repurposed PA system once used by the Grateful Dead (he was also a big Deadhead).

Jeez.......40 years ago ....you're making me feel old

TimmyO · September 2023

stratman3142 · September 2023

While we're on this general topic, does anyone know the correct answer when she asks: "which do you prefer between these two outfits". That one never goes well for me.

If I make a choice, I get interrogated about why I don't like the other one.
If I say "either", I'm accused of not caring what she looks like.
I've tried: "you look great in everything". But that's not working any more.

Perhaps I should try: "that outfit makes you look fatter". What do you think?

relic245 · September 2023

stratman3142 said:

While we're on this general topic, does anyone know the correct answer when she asks: "which do you prefer between these two outfits". That one never goes well for me.

If I make a choice, I get interrogated about why I don't like the other one.
If I say "either", I'm accused of not caring what she looks like.
I've tried: "you look great in everything". But that's not working any more.

Perhaps I should try: "that outfit makes you look fatter". What do you think?

If it's a general question you could say "well I think they both look good on you, are asking in general or are you thinking about a specific time?" - Shows interest, people like that and most women fit into the general group of people.

Or if the event is already implied or known a more general one could be "well I think they both look good on you, but if you're asking my opinion then today I'm really liking the blue one."

Offset · September 2023

stratman3142 said:

While we're on this general topic, does anyone know the correct answer when she asks: "which do you prefer between these two outfits". That one never goes well for me.

If I make a choice, I get interrogated about why I don't like the other one.
If I say "either", I'm accused of not caring what she looks like.
I've tried: "you look great in everything". But that's not working any more.

Perhaps I should try: "that outfit makes you look fatter". What do you think?

I get asked this every time we're going to a function of some sort. When I offer my opinion, I get told I'm not paying full attention and am merely providing lip-service because the outfit I've chosen is deficient in some way.

When I dress for the same event, I never ask what I should wear. I do invariably get the same reaction though: "You're not wearing that are you?!"

-sigh-

scrumhalf · September 2023

The question is capable of two meanings:

1) have you ever seen me when I've been fatter than I am now?
2) have you ever been fatter than you are now when you've seen me?

I'd go with the second and have a huge strop.

axisus · September 2023

"Good lord no, you were HUGE yesterday. Well done ..."

ICBM · September 2023

You know you have a very long and stable relationship when you can actually answer this sort of question honestly without fear of repercussions.

Although I’ve never been brave enough to say what a - surprisingly young! - friend once said on the subject, which was…

”Fat girls have big tits, so it’s all good.”

Sassafras · September 2023

Fat girls like the attention.

Cranky · September 2023

“Only thing fat in here is my raging cock thanks to you.”

Works every time.

WezV · September 2023

Offset said:

stratman3142 said:

While we're on this general topic, does anyone know the correct answer when she asks: "which do you prefer between these two outfits". That one never goes well for me.

If I make a choice, I get interrogated about why I don't like the other one.
If I say "either", I'm accused of not caring what she looks like.
I've tried: "you look great in everything". But that's not working any more.

Perhaps I should try: "that outfit makes you look fatter". What do you think?

I get asked this every time we're going to a function of some sort. When I offer my opinion, I get told I'm not paying full attention and am merely providing lip-service because the outfit I've chosen is deficient in some way.

When I dress for the same event, I never ask what I should wear. I do invariably get the same reaction though: "You're not wearing that are you?!"

-sigh-

"[Dress A] would be great for [situation x]. But I think [dress B] may suit this one better. What [shoes/jewellery/bag] are you considering wearing with it?"

You don't insult either dress or how your partner looks in them. You've demonstrated engagement with the question and left it open enough that you may get an idea what she actually wants to wear ....There is still a strong chance you get it wrong

SPECTRUM001 · September 2023

stratman3142 said:

While we're on this general topic, does anyone know the correct answer when she asks: "which do you prefer between these two outfits". That one never goes well for me.

If I make a choice, I get interrogated about why I don't like the other one.
If I say "either", I'm accused of not caring what she looks like.
I've tried: "you look great in everything". But that's not working any more.

Perhaps I should try: "that outfit makes you look fatter". What do you think?

I get asked this quite often by Mrs001. I try to be honest, and she’s generally ok with that. If I sense some frustration I’ll just caveat my choice by saying they are both great, however (dolt that I am) I happen to prefer blue over red (etc).

Depersonalise it slightly.

That said, Mrs001 is amazingly gorgeous, looks good in everything and when she’s put weight on I fancy her even more - doubt she’d say the same about me !!!

slacker · September 2023

LionAquaLooper said:

When asked that question you just need to stop and think for a moment - "what would Jesus say?"

Get behind me Satan

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