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  • MrTeeMrTee Frets: 423
    edited August 2023
    Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffin' glue
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  • wibblewibble Frets: 1042
    Bring out the gimp...



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  • KalimnaKalimna Frets: 1486
    Cols said:
    “No ticket.”
    We named the dohg Indiana!
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  • KalimnaKalimna Frets: 1486
    Yeh like dags?
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  • pigfacepigface Frets: 204
    Kilgore said:
    Marwood: "Stop saying that Withnail of course he's the fucking farmer!"
    Beat me to it :-). Instead I'll offer this:

    Breakfast isn't till eight.
    Seven in the fishing season.
    It's not the fishing season.

    More than one line, but the last is the hit.
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  • oh_pollooh_pollo Frets: 742

    "I've been blown up, take me to the hospital."
    [Lays on a gurney]
    "Take me to a hospital, I'm sick. What...?"
    [Jumps up, throws the gurney in back of an ambulance than jumps on top of it]



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  • manicguitaristmanicguitarist Frets: 348
    “How much more black?”
    ”Non. Non more black”
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  • crunchmancrunchman Frets: 10961
    About 20 of them:


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  • LionAquaLooperLionAquaLooper Frets: 557
    "Nobody fucks with the Jesus"

    And... 

    "Shut the fuck up, Donny". 
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  • DannyPDannyP Frets: 1521

    I like your nurse's uniform.

    These are O.R. scrubs.

    "O", "R" are they?

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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 16332
    edited August 2023
    "Well, nobody's perfect".
    Editedfor @axisus   ;)   
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  • oh_pollooh_pollo Frets: 742
    Tina Vitale:
    They shot him in the eyes.

    Danny Rose:
    Oh my God, he's blind?

    Tina Vitale:
    He's dead...

    Danny Rose:
    Of course, the bullets would go right through...



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  • axisusaxisus Frets: 27656
    I'm reading most of these and thinking I guess you gotta see the scene cos they don't read as much!
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  • tone1tone1 Frets: 4930
    Well, are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie? 

    Right turn Clyde

    There’s nothing like a nice piece of hickory 

    Close your mouth please Michael, we are not a codfish 


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  • fretmeisterfretmeister Frets: 22257
    axisus said:
    I'm reading most of these and thinking I guess you gotta see the scene cos they don't read as much!
    Ok then

    I shot an arrow in the air, she fell to earth in Berkeley Square 

    https://youtu.be/DAA41TwZz1w


    SPEAKER IMPEDENCE CALCULATOR
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  • PolarityManPolarityMan Frets: 7159
     "no more drugs for that man"


     
    [SKYTREE]
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  • RocknRollDaveRocknRollDave Frets: 6075
    One I use a lot is from Backbeat:

    ”I know what John’s gonna say…..”


    (Couldn’t find a clip, but for those of you who don’t know, it cuts to John Lennon - played by Ian Hart - saying, in a great scouse drawl:
    ”Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckineeeell….”)

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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 16332
    Can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet, so here's going for the open goal  ;)
    "These go to eleven".

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  • RocknRollDaveRocknRollDave Frets: 6075
    Kittyfrisk said:
    Can't believe this hasn't been mentioned yet, so here's going for the open goal  ;)
    "These go to eleven".

    Never understood this. Why couldn’t they just make 10 louder…?

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  • guitars4youguitars4you Frets: 12794
    tFB Trader
    Sonny : Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright? 

    Clemenza : The gun'll be there
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  • VimFuegoVimFuego Frets: 14862
    pretty much any line by groucho marx.

    And my siggy. 

    I'm not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me.

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  • hywelghywelg Frets: 4255
    Whats in it for me?

    Sand
    Feedback Thread

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  • KittyfriskKittyfrisk Frets: 16332
    VimFuego said:
    pretty much any line by groucho marx.

    And my siggy. 
    "You're gonna need a bigger thread' 
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  • ZoolooterZoolooter Frets: 861

     “I understand what you're like now. You're very beautiful and you think men are only interested in you because you're beautiful, but you want them to be interested in you because you're you. The problem is, aside from all that beauty, you're not very interesting. You're rude, you're hostile, you're sullen, you're withdrawn. I know you want someone to look past all that at the real person underneath but the only reason anyone would bother to look past all that is because you're beautful. Ironic, isn't it? In an odd way you're your own problem."

    Jack Nicholson 


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  • guitars4youguitars4you Frets: 12794
    tFB Trader


    Hans Gruber - He won't be joining us for the rest of his life

    Or John MacLane - Yippee Ki Yay Motherfucker
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  • guitars4youguitars4you Frets: 12794
    tFB Trader
    Bond, James Bond
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  • guitargeek62guitargeek62 Frets: 3696
    Hello, Dave.
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  • thecolourboxthecolourbox Frets: 9128
    LionAquaLooper said:

    Show me a beautiful girl and I'll show you a man whose tired of f***ing her.

    "Perfect Stranger" (2007)

    That was in the Alfie remake also which Google suggests was 2004!
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  • beed84beed84 Frets: 2295
    "Hellooo legs" – Batman

    "Woah" – The Matrix

    "Say, that's a nice bike" – Terminator 2
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  • thecolourboxthecolourbox Frets: 9128
    I'll offer up the following...

    It's no trick to make a lot of money, if all you want is to make a lot of money.
    Citizen Kane, Bernstein to Thompson

    In Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace – and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
    The Third Man, Harry Lime to Holly Martins

    I like Orson Welles


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