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Terrible acoustic guitar brands
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I have started carrying out set ups for a local charity. The vast majority of the guitars I've been working on are quite surprising.
Nothing too ornate as most of them are donations. A lot of them are brands I've never encountered- brunswick, Westfield, vibra, lindo and finally Martin Smith.
The martin smith brand seems to be the sort of guitar you'd see in a supermarket. After I've cleaned and set a guitar up, I'll play the first few chords of the Johnny cash version of hurt.
I set up a martin Smith and my partner said "still sounds like shite". They have heavily dyed fretboards and feel like they came out of a cracker.
Whereas I've been pleasantly surprised by some encores and an eko those martin Smith guitars are pure cack. I tended to naively think most guitars are pretty good these days. I just wondered if I should steer away from any other brands?
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Ian
Lowering my expectations has succeeded beyond my wildest dreams.
I can't claim to have ever played one but they're usually described as nothing less than a 'scam'.
I'm not saying they are 'objectively' crap but they're flogging lots of the models for $2000+.
A sales model that looks like it's borrowed from shopping channels and double glazing companies.
Just take a look at the website.
Maybe they're OK, as I said, no personal experience but I wouldn't shell out a couple of hundred never mind 2K.
Brunswick, Martin Smith, Adam Black, Coban, Stagg, and a number of other such brands are generally the brands bought as "starter packs" as Christmas presents for kids on Amazon and from smaller music shops and end up on Gumtree.
Lindo is an odd one. They started as an eBay only seller and I believe the bulk of their stuff bearing all kinds of odd brand names was drop-shipped from a wholesaler. They eventually acquired premises that I think may now be a shop and showroom, but they are otherwise similar to the other companies selling starter packs online. They have latched onto a niche in the market by having a lot of their guitars built using bamboo and designed some different styles that were unique to them. Their selling point is the fancy and gaudy finishes that are definitely aimed at young aspiring rockers, but I suspect most of the guitars end up on Gumtree, eBay or Crack Converters. As pointed out in another thread here, one of their electric guitars (or bass) bears more than an uncanny "homage" to a PRS. The older guitars were not great quality, but some of the newer ones I have seen are of reasonable to good build quality.
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ASHTON: Common, ultra-cheap. You see them in shop windows curling up in the sun like last week's lettuce. FOR: Price. AGAINST: everything else. SUM-UP: Firewood.
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I remember Stagg from the early days of my guitar journey (early 2000s). Utterly terrible by all accounts but cheaper than Squier & Tanglewood and just about good enough to not be completely pointless. Similar to Encore though iirc the Encore stuff was usually a little bit better
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just because you do, doesn't mean you should.
Incidentally the lindo store is based about 2 miles away from me. I keep meaning to send them an email see if i can source factory seconds (they sell them through ebay)
@tannin thanks for all of that info. Much appreciated
And my Gibson came in a stagg padded gig bag which seems fine plus cheap enough to not worry about too much.
So they maybe have a place, somewhere.
Think it through. Almost all really bad guitars are very cheap. All very cheap guitars are made in places outside the Western World. It necessarily follows that any list of very bad guitars is going to consist pretty much entirely of guitars made outside the West. That's just economics. When (say) France or Canada has a lower wage rate and poorer industrial safety laws than (say) China or Ghana, the cheap production will move to France or Canada.
Now look at the list more carefully and you will also note that there are numerous manufacturers based in Third World countries which are not included. Why not? Because their products are of too high a standard to qualify. You will also notice a couple of Far Eastern majors which - if you trouble to read all the entries - are accorded significant respect. Both Korean in origin they now manufacture largely in China and Indonesia. I would not buy or wholeheartedly their products, granted, but that is for ethical reasons, not on quality grounds.
But there was a range of cheap guitars that a shop I worked for bought in - branded Concerto, they were irredeemably shit. Rough as a barn door woodwork, uneven fretting with sharp ends, tinplate machineheads, nuts and saddles made of plastic cheese... the shop owner wanted me to set them up and make them better, but it was obviously just impossible (and I like fixing up things like 70s Satellite electrics!). I suggested that burning them all was the only way to get any value from them, which did not go down well.
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I've got a crest by columbus dreadnought at the moment. I cleaned it up, polished the frets and then went to restring it. I got to the low E and the machine head disintegrated in my hand. The machine heads are plastic and coated with a thin shiny metal film to make them look like solid metal.
So I bored out the holes fitted some cheap after market tuners, went to tune it up and then the bridge starts to lifts off the body.
I'm grabbing some c clamps and ill just glue it down some more.
I did an encore yesterday which has a bowed top. The truss rod had no tension in it. So the strings had nothing to resist against. Some bright spark has glued and screwed that bridge down though.
I just need to shave a few mm off of the saddle to lower the action at the 12th fret. All fun!!
Ian
Lowering my expectations has succeeded beyond my wildest dreams.
I’ll ignore nylon string guitars as they’re too numerous. In my experience, Stagg and Concerto have probably been the worst, and more likely to discourage beginners. Cort and Tanglewood are among the most consistently good in the budget end.
As regards Asian made guitars, the original Chinese Guilds (the two digit GAD models) were very good.
Here they are very cheap and very bad. You see them in shop windows as "guitar starter kits" for $150 (say about 80 quid) bundled with a flimsy soft plastic case, a cheap tuner, and a plectrum. Probably the most expensive component is the strings
It is a shame, as I'd very happily buy some Eastman products if only they would make them from verifiably responsible timbers. An acoustic archtop, just for one example - hardly anyone else makes them.
Alongside Eastman, I also didn't mention Sigma (a German importer of Chinese guitars, they seem to have pretty good QC), Maestro (a well-respected Singaporean boutique maker of fine guitars which tries very hard to pretend that their factory isn't actually in China - pity, otherwise I'd like one), Martin and Taylor (which both manufacture lower-end models in Mexico - very much a 3rd World country and getting more so every year), Guild (imported from China except for the high-end ones), PRS, Cordoba, Crafter, Saga/Regal/Blueridge, and doubtless a host of others I forgot about.