What are the worst TV shows that you have had the misfortune of wasting your life watching? Thankfully at the Grogg household, we don't really watch TV, it's used more for background noise than anything else, so we haven't wasted too much of our lives watching punishingly crap telly.
A few from my list that stand out:
Fire Fly. There I've said it, what absolute tripe, they have the technology and know how to travel between planets in space ships, maintain these space ships, terraform planets, even build new ones and preform incredibly advanced scientific research and experiments, yet their weaponry is straight out of the American civil war, Colt Peacemakers being the most sought after firearm over 200 years into the future?
Person Of Interest. Seriously absolute tripe, the only redeeming feature is the use of an arrangement of the same tune that Vikings uses as the intro in an episode.
Numbers. So shit I honestly have no idea where to begin with this one.
Scorpion. Again so shit I have no idea where to begin with it, based on real life events my arse
Babylon 5. This one is most likely down to me, I actually studied it at uni - how it was made and the logistics and planning behind it, though never actually watched a single episode of it until recently, so my expectations where probably far far too high to begin with before watching it.
The Dark Crystal. Absolute shite, so bad it almost ruins the amazing original movie.
Shooter. Seriously how the hell did they get the green light to make a TV series based off of a shit movie, did people honestly think a shit story story line and characters could be improved by dragging the punishment out for longer.
Threadstone. Again did people honestly think a shit story story line and characters could be improved by dragging the punishment out for longer.
Cobra Kai. I thought the original movie was the worst thing to ever grace a TV screen, little did I know that the new TV series would prove to be a thousand times worse and more painful.
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I liked Claudia Christian.
I thought and hoped that I had managed to block all the traumatic memories of that punishment
You've said some mad stuff in your short time here but this, this is just mental.
It had the fighting , fast car chases , pretty girl but it just seemed crap you couldn’t get invested in the characters for some reason . I gave it a try again quite a few years after the first time but same result . I enjoyed the films though
a Question of sport
World of Sport
Grandstand
Match of the day
The Galloping Gourmet
Dancing on Ice
Strictly Come Dancing
I’m a celebrity get me outta here
Inspector morse
big brother
all cooking programs
That Jools Holland music program & the new year one
That new years show with Andy Stewart
Weekend world apart from the music which was ace famous prog ? Can’t remember name
Prisoner cell block H
Sons & Daughters
And anything with Orange Gemma from TOWIE.
Alan Partridge - ditto.
I also found The Thick Of It totally unwatchable due to the literally nauseating camera movement, which was a shame as the rest of it seemed good.
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