Bernie Eccleston and a small tax bill !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

guitars4you · October 2023

Nice of Bernie to pay his tax bill - https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-67088503

Sporky · October 2023

Wait till HMRC stings you for the undeclared exclamation points.

HAL9000 · October 2023

Could leave him a bit short…

(gets coat)

Kittyfrisk · October 2023

Boo hoo, even that amount won't hurt the money grabbing little twat.

mrkb · October 2023

Should have had a jail sentence- that’s a huge tax fraud

Philly_Q · October 2023

Why the fuck does someone that rich seek to evade tax? I guess that's a rhetorical question, because people of his ilk can never have too much money...

mrkb said:

Should have had a jail sentence- that’s a huge tax fraud

I'd normally agree, but he's so fucking old. He'd be certain to die in prison which, even for a dishonest shitbag like him, doesn't seem right somehow. And he's really going to hate paying that £653m to HMRC.

Sporky · October 2023

If he was in prison he might find it harder to defraud the country.

drofluf · October 2023

mrkb said:

Should have had a jail sentence- that’s a huge tax fraud

Given that I read today judges are being instructed to not give rapists jail sentences due to overcrowding I know who I’d rather see behind bars.

Offset · October 2023

One rule for some...

Sporky · October 2023

drofluf said:

mrkb said:

Should have had a jail sentence- that’s a huge tax fraud

Given that I read today judges are being instructed to not give rapists jail sentences due to overcrowding I know who I’d rather see behind bars.

Maybe we should stop putting people in prison for not paying TV licence fines before we start choosing between billionaire fraudsters and rapists.

Kittyfrisk · October 2023

Not dissimilar to this wbanker https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-67087758
Fined £1.8 million for essentially being caught out telling porky pies. Additionally Barclays said on Thursday that Mr Staley should forego bonuses and long-term share incentives totalling £17.8m following the FCA's findings.
The fucker was in the job for just 6 years...
How the other half live indeed

Sporky · October 2023

As they keep saying in relation to MPs' pay, if you don't pay enough, you don't get the right quality of person.

Thus we now know that MPs need to be paid over £20M a year.

VimFuego · October 2023

The law locks up the man or woman
Who steals the goose off the common
But leaves the greater villain loose
Who steals the common from the goose.

The law demands that we atone
When we take things we do not own
But leaves the lords and ladies fine
Who takes things that are yours and mine.

The poor and wretched don’t escape
If they conspire the law to break;
This must be so but they endure
Those who conspire to make the law.

The law locks up the man or woman
Who steals the goose from off the common
And geese will still a common lack
Till they go and steal it back.

guitars4you · October 2023

The fine will obviously pee them off but in many ways they have not suffered at all for their crimes

Maybe with a shortage of prison space then time might not be the answer- Although I still think it is - But why not make them do some form of community service for say 3 years - Every Sat night from say 5 -10, so it becomes an embarrassment and inconvenience to them

CHRISB50 · October 2023

All that money.

But that Barnet.

You can’t buy taste.

CavemanGrogg · October 2023

Philly_Q said:

Why the fuck does someone that rich seek to evade tax? I guess that's a rhetorical question, because people of his ilk can never have too much money...

mrkb said:

Should have had a jail sentence- that’s a huge tax fraud

I'd normally agree, but he's so fucking old. He'd be certain to die in prison which, even for a dishonest shitbag like him, doesn't seem right somehow. And he's really going to hate paying that £653m to HMRC.

Very very unlikely, this is what is known as ''white collar crime'', the people found guilty of these crimes serve their time at minimal security prisons, as in they're basically allowed to freely roam around and interact with the public, even hold down full time jobs, though have to report back to their prison at night. It's very very similar to what happens to boarding school students, who's parents spend a rather large fortune for the same privileges for their children. I personally think it's shocking and disgusting that the short arse sniffer hasn't been sentenced to any time behind extremely cushy bars.

And for those wondering why I'm calling him an ''arse sniffer'', the guy is about 14'' to short to be called a midget, as far as he's concerned, the entire world smells of arses and farts, his head is after all is at arse height on a normal person.

LionAquaLooper · October 2023

With that £653m going to HMRC I wanna see an improved NHS service, more police on the streets and that pothole on my road fixed nice and proper.

Philly_Q · October 2023

CavemanGrogg said:
And for those wondering why I'm calling him an ''arse sniffer'', the guy is about 14'' to short to be called a midget, as far as he's concerned, the entire world smells of arses and farts, his head is after all is at arse height on a normal person.

I'm not defending Bernie Ecclestone, but is that necessary? It's not "abnormal" to be short. But hey, maybe I'm suffering from "short man syndrome" and I should shut the fuck up, eh?

Kittyfrisk · October 2023

LionAquaLooper said:

With that £653m going to HMRC I wanna see an improved NHS service, more police on the streets and that pothole on my road fixed nice and proper.

Sadly, even by that lying cunt Boris Johnson's bus lies, the £653m would only be enough to the NHS for less than a fortnight.

Philly_Q · October 2023

Kittyfrisk said:

LionAquaLooper said:

With that £653m going to HMRC I wanna see an improved NHS service, more police on the streets and that pothole on my road fixed nice and proper.

Sadly, even by that lying cunt Boris Johnson's bus lies, the £653m would only be enough to the NHS for less than a fortnight.

And anyway, it would all end up in contracts awarded to some dodgy company owned by a Tory donor.

CavemanGrogg · October 2023

Philly_Q said:

CavemanGrogg said:
And for those wondering why I'm calling him an ''arse sniffer'', the guy is about 14'' to short to be called a midget, as far as he's concerned, the entire world smells of arses and farts, his head is after all is at arse height on a normal person.

I'm not defending Bernie Ecclestone, but is that necessary? It's not "abnormal" to be short. But hey, maybe I'm suffering from "short man syndrome" and I should shut the fuck up, eh?

And £635 million, is more than enough money to build a school, hospital, police station, library, youth center.... and still have money left over, possibly enough to equip these buildings - though not staff them though maybe cover staffing salaries for a few years. So on the balance, I think I'm being extremely polite calling the little man an arse sniffer, he's just like his former son in law if not worse, at least James Stunt didn't try and pretend that he is an upstanding citizen and business man, something the Hitler worshiping racist arse sniffer has gone to great lengths to establish and maintain.

JAYJO · October 2023

653m . Double it. Teach him a lesson.

CavemanGrogg · October 2023

JAYJO said:

653m . Double it. Teach him a lesson.

Triple it more likely - he got to keep three quarters of his wealth, the company I used to work for, had to close up shop because our accountant thought the taxes due each year looked better in their bank account than in HRMCs, funnily enough, they weren't jailed for it either, and the company that used to employ them full time wasn't the only company that was forced to close because of the actions of a rogue accountant, all the companies that this accounted moonlighted as an accountant for in their spare time where forced to close too - close to 2 dozen companies in total one of which employed over 10,000 people, because they could not afford to pay not only a decade worth of back taxes in one go, but also the fines for being late as well.

Greatape · October 2023

Let's hope this indicates a renewed appetite from HMRC to go after big fish. And that Labour prove true to their word and go after COVID fraud also. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/oct/11/labour-billions-covid-fraud-pandemic

Offset · October 2023

CHRISB50 said:

All that money.

But that Barnet.

You can’t buy taste.

Or youth.

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