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Who Is on Tonite?

HootsmonHootsmon Frets: 15657
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My brother in law and his mate have been playing in a self contained band for years

As they finished setting up for the night they stood at the bar and over heard 2x elderly ladies sitting nearby and discussing the nights events....

"Dae yeh know who's on tonite then?

"Two old fat cunts" Came the reply

Tempus Fugit Indeed. I have not stopped laughing
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  • stufisherstufisher Frets: 612
    :+1: :lol: 

    Love it.
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  • rogdrogd Frets: 1430
    The very reason why I don't perform any more!
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  • Placidcasual79Placidcasual79 Frets: 896
    As long as calling the band "two old fat cunts" isn't stopping them getting work I think it's a fine name. 
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  • NiteflyNitefly Frets: 4697
    There used to be a band round these parts called Three Fat Bastards  =)

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  • Emp_FabEmp_Fab Frets: 23224
    There was a band on at my hotel called "Apart Hide".
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