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Introducing the first snack from SporkyStudios

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At last, you can settle down to watch Continuity or read Dragön with a snack scientifically designed to enhance the experience.

Introducing Hairy Moments, the snack made with the slightly-worn-out tooling from the original Shredded Wheat production line.

Available in a range of flavours, including "Savoury Peanut", "Beetroot and Truffle", and "Wasabi Surprise" (the surprise is that there is no wasabi, and that burning sensation lasts the rest of your life).





The advert is, of course, set to "Magic Moments", and the various medical warnings are incorporated into the lyricsDo not mix with milk. Deadly chlorine gas may be released.
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  • PoboyPoboy Frets: 430
    Cool.
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  • thecolourboxthecolourbox Frets: 9128
    I'll never forget, the moment I fed,
    On Hairy Moments.
    I'd heard of its ilk, so had it with milk,
    Just "spur of the moment".

    Hairy, Moments, Chlorine gas is toxic.
    Hairy, Moments, its use is quixotic.
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  • SporkySporky Frets: 23802
    Do you want a job in marketing?
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  • KilgoreKilgore Frets: 8107
    Will there be a limited Edition Christmas flavour?  
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  • SporkySporky Frets: 23802
    Kilgore said:
    Will there be a limited Edition Christmas flavour?  
    That is a terrible idea, so yes. 

    Turkey and Christmas Pudding. 

    The outside tastes of the pudding, the inside actually tastes of sprouts because of a mix-up in the factory. 
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  • thecolourboxthecolourbox Frets: 9128
    Sporky said:
    Do you want a job in marketing?
    I'm not really sure I do
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  • JfingersJfingers Frets: 283
    I'd also like to throw my hat in the ring for the big ad theme if I may?

    Hairy moments
    will fill you up at breakfast time

    they come in several colours

    if'n it ain't the colour you want
    ya'll just have to wait until the 'morrow

    see watcha get

    (guitar and pedal steel break)

    It was hairy yesterday and now it's prickly
    all the flavour has gone this morning

    maybe it's the milk

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  • SporkySporky Frets: 23802
    Anyone willing to help turn one of my stupid ideas into ill-thought-through reality is welcome to try. :) 
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  • ArchtopDaveArchtopDave Frets: 1230
    edited August 2023
    Where's the Dinosaur Jerky??

    Has the Lady of the Manor succumbed to temptation and demolished it all, or have the "Meat People" failed to deliver the raw ingredient?? 

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  • FunkfingersFunkfingers Frets: 13312
    Sporky said:
    Introducing Hairy Moments, the snack made with the slightly-worn-out tooling from the original Shredded Wheat production line.


    Are you sure that's not Furry Movements? Like somebody recently de-wormed the cat.
    Be seeing you.
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  • SporkySporky Frets: 23802
    ArchtopDave said:
    Where's the Dinosaur Jerky??

    I don't eat my friends. 
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