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To get eBay style features (including the enormous storage required) would mean subs and ads everywhere
Per our previous discussion!
@fuengi
Android or Apple?
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Hence need to keep the instructions up to date.
The main variables are ...
(And all of this is assuming that we have already taken care of the part that befuddles most people - hosting and uploading the image - and simply want to link to it.)
So what is to be done about it? Probably nothing. Think of it as being like the secret Masonic handshake: if you can't remember how to do it, then you are probably not cut out to be a Mason anyway.
1 - Hosting costs. The sheer cost of storage is immense, and would easily double (and more) our existing hosting costs.
2 - Copyright and defamation liability. Hosting user-uploaded images would require us to take responsibility for breaches of copyright and defamation from people copying images, or uploading parody images (or both!). That's a level of human resource and management that we're just not set up for.
Maybe phone to imgur is tricky, maybe some of the hosting sites aren't compatible with Vanilla, but OK, it then it takes one extra step. Loading via handshaker or sending a pic from phone to computer isn't crochet science (mumsnet reference there).
* Unlimited image hosting (within reason)
* No-one can stop hosting your images or mangle them or put bloody watermarks on them. They are yours.
* No-one tracks the people viewing your images for commercial gain.
* If you don't like your hosting company, moving to a new one is easy-peasy - and you don't need to change bookmarks, email addresses, anything. No-one except you will even know you have changed providers.
* Unlimited no-snoop, no-Google email accounts - any address you like, such as yourname@yourname.co.uk
* Change email addresses any time you like. For example, sign up for stuff you don't quite trust with the address spam@yourname.co.uk. If you start getting too much crap, start using spam2@yourname.co.uk. Or (even better) set up a catch-all, then whenever you give out your address, use their name - e.g., harrods@yourname.co.uk or sainsburys@yourname.co.uk. Then, if you start getting crapmail from all over, you can tell exactly which barstards handed your address over to the spammers.
* Your own website (if desired)
* Various other benefits I can't think of at the moment.
Cost is something like twenty quid a year. Peanuts. (I pay more than that but I have some extras not relevant here.)
It takes about 3 seconds literally with Imgur.
@Fuengi
From imgur via my (Android) phone.
You can get FTP hosting for about £3 a month, maybe a bit less. Although imgur works I can't stand all the adverts and would rather pay for hosting
1. In the imgur app on your phone, click the image you want to share so that it displays on the screen.
2. Click it again (it now displays in the middle of the screen, row of 4 icons along the bottom of the screen).
3. The right-most icon is the "share" icon. Click it.
4. That opens another screen, with the image link shown at the top.
5. NB, the image link will end .jpg (or other image file extension).
6. Guess what ... tap the "copy" button!
7. Back to the forum, use the content-embed button here (piece of paper with corner turned over) and "paste".
8. Job done.
It took a lot longer to type that out - and read it - than it does to actually do the job!
Repeat - this knowledge should really be gathered together, and maintained, in the main "how to" thread. You've now got a couple of the options for imgur covered in this thread, but the solutions are lost amongst the discussion posts, and the title of the thread doesn't really indicate that it contains the useful info.
(And lets not pretend that the search function is useful!).
Add in the steps for iOS and OSX (if that's different to Windows) and you've got the set for imgur. I presume that the steps are browser-agnostic, but might be worth checking the main ones.
I suggest that maintenance of this knowledge base be a modmin role. Users come and go (allegedly) whereas there's always a modmin team around to keep order, and keep the place running smoothly, and ensure that people can use the forum properly. And also clean up any irrelevant comment (or lock the thread) to keep it all easy to find.
https://thefretboard.co.uk/discussion/comment/2472686/#Comment_2472686
In the Imgur app, go to your album so you can see your pics.
Then you have to click on your pic ONE EXTRA TIME, so that it is in the centre of your screen, surrounded by black. THEN you click on the out-tray icon at the bottom:
And keep rockin’!!
Similarly, it seems Vanilla only wants direct links to images hosted on the web (so that it doesn't have to do the tedious and complicated job of stripping out stuff that shouldn't be there, which hosting services will do as part of their upload process). Hosting services will offer you something with an embed code (so that they can control and monitor where the image is used), so you have to get tricky to get at the pure web address of the image. That's why it's not as simple as clicking a button on Imgur and pasting here - the requirements of the two sites are at odds with each other and need a workaround.
That's my theory, anyway.
Complications arise because;
1. Different OSes or UIs display pages differently or have different ways of allowing users to access the functionality, but all of the instructions listed above are pretty much "click this button, select copy, switch windows, click that button, paste".
and
2. Everything "improves" regularly - UIs change and functionality is "enhanced", often with the objective of monetising a site or function.
and
3. User aversion to reading/understanding the how-to guide.
One of the downsides of Vanilla is, ironically, one of its strengths. Bugger all changes here. The UI and functionality are pretty much exactly as they were when we launched the forum back in 2013.
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