UNPLANNED DOWNTIME: 12th Oct 23:45
bigjon's top tips for singing
What's Hot
Seen a few discussions on singing happening on here, so I thought I'd put my twopenn'orth down on one thread. I'm an ex-choral scholar (though I was sacked from my school choir aged 11 because the choirmaster didn't like my voice!) and lead vocalist for two rock covers bands.
I'll edit this post to add pearls of wisdom as they occur to me and build up a hopefully useful list over time.
======================
Big Jon's Top Tips for Singing
======================
1 - Stance. Stand up straight with feet a shoulder width apart, imagine there's a piece of string pulling you up from the top of your head
2 - Breathe in. Take a breath like you've just stepped out of the door to savour the fresh air on a fine spring morning and you're filling up your lungs.
3 - Breath out. Let your mouth hang loose like a 'slack-jawed goon' and imagine you are blowing up a very big balloon as slowly as possible. Direct the stream of air between your two front teeth.
4 - Sing a note. With your slack-jawed goon face, sing an 'AH' quietly for a long-ish time (10 secs, increasing to 60 secs) at your lowest comfortable pitch (mine's the A on the open 5th string). Try doing the same up and down a scale - five notes to start with. Try increasing the volume to max WITHOUT straining in the middle of the note, then reducing back to as quiet as possible by the end.
5 - Sing the vowels - there are only 7; 'ah' as in cart, 'a' as in cat, 'e' as in care, 'i' as in kiss, 'o' as in cot, 'u' as in cuddle, 'oo' as in coot. Still with slack-jawed goon face, sing each of these vowels in place of the 'AH' in the exerecise above. Also use 'mm' and 'zz'. Take a line of lyric and sing it V-E-R-Y slowly with no consonants! Watch out for compound vowels like 'peace' - it's really p-ii-y-s, so make sure the vowel sound is ii and not yy. EVERY extended note you sing should be on one of these 7 vowel sounds.
6... More to follow!
0 LOL 0 Wow! 2 Wisdom · Share on Twitter
Comments
You forgot the most important one
Don't let Mike even attempt to sing, it's like a cross of Lemmy and Max Cavalera......
Ringleader of the Cambridge cartel, pedal champ and king of the dirt boxes (down to 21)
Re stance, you'll have better control with the right posture regardless of singing style or volume.
although I'm sure a sound mate such as your good self has never been guilty of those things.
Seriously: If you value it, take/fetch it yourself
Every time I read stuff like this it makes me wonder what sort of alternate universe some bands inhabit. I play in an originals band in dedicated live music venues and don't have to deal with any of this nonsense, although there's no money in it. PA is either permanently in situ or provided by the promoter and generally sanitary enough not to have to bring our own mics. Is this a pub covers band thing?
Quality singing tips though. I've had odd bits of singing tuition over the years and it's always good to remind yourself of the right way to do it.
Don't talk politics and don't throw stones. Your royal highnesses.
Don't drink alcohol before a performance, drink "throat coat" tea.
Don't eat late at night. Acid reflux whilst you sleep will burn the vocal chords.
There are a number of exercises that can be done to give strength for power and volume.
I learnt a lot when my daughter was being trained. She had a problem with her "head" voice. As a student she was eligible for a free consultation with a specialist. There is a charity called Bapam that top medics help new talent with medical issues like RSI . She ended up with a Harley Street vocal coach and could see the difference by the end of 6 sessions on the oscilloscope and the main issue was the eating late at night.